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* It’s night right now.
* There’s something else you should be doing at the moment.
* You ate chicken today.
* You are lactose intolerant.
* There’s a nearby TV on.
* You get along with your neighbors.
* You’re hungry right now.
* You have worked out today.
* Running a mile sounds awful.
* You have a job.
* You love to bake Christmas cookies.
* Your parents are still together.
* You woke up before 11 this morning.
* Baths are better than showers.
* You are 5’5” or shorter. (I have no idea about this one)
* You hate British accents.
* Victoria’s Secret is a good store.
* Cats are better than dogs.
* The 90’s sucked.
* Your favorite color is either blue or purple.
* Your hair is short.
* You are by yourself right now.
* The last thing you drank was water.
* You’re in your PJ’s right now.
* Your hair color is natural.
* Fred from Youtube is annoying.
* You don’t drink soda.
* There’s at least $20 in your wallet.
* It’s cold out.
* Orange juice is better than apple juice.
* You love someone right now.
* Video games are awesome.
* Your sheets are white.
* You have read works by Shakespeare before.
* You’ve been professionally diagnosed with a psychological disorder.
* You know someone in the hospital right now.
* You know someone who has beaten cancer.
* Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear.
* Chocolate is better than vanilla.
* You’re allergic to peanuts.
* You’ve never been to New York City.
* You’ve never been on a varsity sports team.
* You want to go to Europe.
* You’re using a laptop right now.
* You want plastic surgery.
* Vanilla is the best scent a girl can wear.
* You’ve made yourself throw up.
* Your friends do drugs.
* School is too early.
* Your nails have nail polish on them right now.
* You’re Italian.
* You have a tan right now.
* You’ve been on a diet before.
* You’ve shopped in plus sized clothing stores.
* Hot Topic is scary.
* There are socks on your feet right now.
* You’ve used a hair straightener.
* Shopping online is easier than shopping in an actual store.
* You’re in Verizon’s network.
* Cheesecake is delicious.
* Your BMI falls into the overweight category.
* You have gotten your hair cut in the past month.
* Your birthday is within the next 2 months.
* Comedies are better than action films.
* Math is the best subject.
* You are fluent in more than one language.
* You love Greek food.
* You consider yourself a picky eater.
* You have more than 3 pillows on your bed.
* You live with at least one parent.
* You’re happy right now.
* You are a high school graduate.
* You have a pet cat.
* You were born before April 5th, 1991.
* You have brown hair.
* You have blue eyes.
* You are in a relationship.
* You can count to 20 in another language.
* You have studied a foreign language.
* You voted in the 2008 presidential election.
* You own a vehicle that is older than a 2004.
* You have worked 3rd shift.
* You have worked in a fast food restaurant.
* You drove somewhere that was further than a half hour away today.
* You are older than 19.
* You are younger than 16.
* You are an only child.
* Your parents are divorced.
* You have more than one sibling.
* You are a vegetarian.
* You have a gym membership.
* You are in the military.
* You have a relative in the military.
* You have been to Canada.
* You have been to Mexico.
* You have been to Europe.
* You are currently enrolled in college/university.
* You have done something you told yourself you wouldn’t.
* You have braces.
* You wear contact lenses.
* You have a tattoo.
* You have curly hair.
* You have received flowers from someone in the last 2 months.
* You are engaged.
* You are married.
* You have children.
* You are an aunt or uncle.
* Your bedroom walls are blue.
* Your bedspread is red.
* Your bedroom carpet is beige.
* You have been out to eat at a sit-down restaurant in the last week.
* You have been drunk in the past 24 hours.
* You watch Scrubs.
* You watch Jon & Kate Plus 8.
* You watch American Idol.
* You have been to the movies within the last month.
* You have cursed in front of your grandparents.
* You had a lunch box with a cartoon character on it when you were little.
* You actually pay attention to politics.
* You were told you looked cute today.
* You were hugged today.
* Your best friend is the opposite sex.
* You have paid more than $100 on one item of clothing.
* You had a date to prom.
* You are a good speller.
* You are always on time.
* You have done something illegal within the last 24 hours.
* You have ridden an elevator within the last 3 days.
* You have spent the night at someone else’s house within the last 2 weeks.
* You have been out of the country within the last year.
* You love Chinese food.
* You love Italian food.
* You love Mexican food.
* You love country music.
* You love rap.
* You love hip hop.
* You love punk rock.
* You love hard rock.
* You love metal.
* You love oldies.
* You love techno.
* You love instrumental music.
* You know someone younger than 10 who passed away.
* You have taken pictures of yourself just because you were bored.
* You have been in a car accident.
* You have had stitches.
* You have a parent who is a teacher.
* You have a savings account.
* You currently have a $1 bill in your possession.
* You are Catholic.
* You are Mormon.
* You are Buddhist.
* You are Agnostic.
* You are Protestant.
* You are Muslim.
* You wish at 11:11.
* You have had your current job for more than 3 months.
* You have had your heart broken.
* You have an Aunt Karen.
* You have an Uncle Bill.
* You have a cousin Sarah.
* You have a cousin Adam.
* You have ridden in a car with a Stephen.
* You have hugged a Tiffany.
* You have kissed a Blake.
* You have had class with a David.
* You have done something just for the fact that you were old enough to.
* You have been to a cemetery at midnight.
* You have been a vampire for Halloween.
* You have been a witch for Halloween.
* You have been a pumpkin for Halloween.
* You have stayed up for 48 hours straight.
* You have been to Walmart in the past 3 days.
* You own a pair of scrubs.
* You own a cowboy hat.
* You own a leather coat.
* You are missing someone right now.
* You have been let down recently.
* You have had someone you thought you could trust betray you.
* You would rather have a one-night stand than a relationship.
* You would rather win $500 from the lottery, than guest on a game show.
* You have met someone famous.